Hiding in a bunker from the bots

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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knightofleo

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

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ralfmaximus

Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

mierac

Pretty sure one angry call from Damon’s lawyers was all this took. Woof. But not everyone has attorneys at their beck and call like I’m sure he does. 

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deadsprout

At first Netflix said, come write for us. We’ll save your cancelled shows and write about whatever niche story you want. Our algorithm says people will watch it!

Then a few years later they said, regardless of our promises or contract obligations we are cancelling shows after two seasons without telling anyone. Turns out no matter how loved a show is, we get less subscriptions after the second season.

How many subscriptions did we bring you? Netflix won’t say.

So writers started writing two season shows. Just give us two seasons, Netflix. Like you promised.

Then Netflix said, oops sorry! Turns out your show didn’t premiere at #1 and the views in the first day weren’t what we wanted so we’re cancelling your second season.

What were the numbers? How many people watched our show? Netflix doesn’t say.

Then, they did something extra special. They started taking shows and splitting their first season into two halves. Inside Job was not two seasons. It was one season split in half.

Oops! Sorry! The second half of your first season didn’t do as well as the first half, so now your show is cancelled!

Why? How many people? How much money? These companies are making cash hand over fist and they refuse to tell people the truth: people loved your show. Loved it. But some corpo exec wanted an infinite money making machine. Do you know how long shows are in production for before you watch them? Years. Like, 5+, even 10+ years. And Netflix gives it less than a week before they decide whether you’re getting cancelled.

Support #WGA Support #SAGAFTRA

comicaurora

logorrhea5mip asked:

How did you get into Tumblr? It's a weird place that not many people use.

And how/why is Blue not here yet, he'd fit right in with the nerds having niche discussions about topics no one else cares about (/s)

comicaurora answered:

tumblr has hundreds of millions of users, it only feels sparsely populated because the dash is entirely self-curated and most of us don’t talk to each other except to dunk on the imaginary strawmen we extrapolate are behind each other’s keyboards that conveniently hold a beautifully arranged cornucopia of all the opinions we dislike

Anyway I use tumblr because it’s extremely curatable and pretty good at letting me post super-enormous comic pages without compressing them out the ass or charging me for a premium hosting service, sometimes when I think too hard about a story I like to immerse myself in a nice hot bath of five million fanart and multiparagraph analysis posts, I like the askbox system as an extremely manageable way of handling fan interactions, and seeing you guys panic in the tags sustains me more than food or water.

Blue, however, is not on tumblr, because we’ve discussed this and concluded that he would get way too mad. People assume that, of the two of us, Blue is level-headed and polite while I am the firebrand, when in actuality I am at a constant simmer of about 10-25% Maximum Riled-ness while Blue can spike up from a comfortable 0% to a full 100% just by seeing a display of poor reading comprehension. I’ve been microdosing on rage my whole life so I’ve built up a tolerance for even the most egregious of bullshit, but Blue has Normal Person levels of “wait, that’s stupid!” and reacts accordingly. Poor guy doesn’t have the constitution for this place.

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scoutandcowpany

I feel like most pet skunks you see in viral videos are obese

scoutandcowpany

I think that instead of a pet skunk or mink or sable…. You should get a ferret

They come in lots of colors and it’s the same pet owning experience but like. Not crazy

scoutandcowpany

It’s one of my ambitions to one day be a Good Ferret Breeder which are incredibly rare in America

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Godspeed! Death to Marshall Farms!